Star Spangled Ice Cream

Star Spangled Ice Cream was an American ice cream company founded in 2003 by three conservative activists and marketed as a politically conservative alternative to Ben & Jerry's, which the founders considered to be too liberal.

History

In 2003, amid the beginning of the Iraq War, Andrew Stein and his friends decided to create an ice cream brand in support of George W. Bush. They agreed that Ben & Jerry's made good ice cream, but disagreed with the company's liberal politics, so they founded Star Spangled Ice Cream. The founders, Richard Lessner, Frank Cannon, and Andrew Stein, had no knowledge of how to make ice cream, so they contracted production to a company in Baltimore called Moxley's.[1] The company sold ice cream online, and the price of dry ice to keep the product cold put the price at $66 for six pints or $76 for four quarts.[2] The company described the price of $76 as "patriotic", and ten percent of profits went to organizations supporting the United States armed forces,[3] including the Navy League of the United States.[4][5]

Star Spangled Ice Cream was based in Baltimore, Maryland.[6] The company, like Ben & Jerry's, made use of puns in their ice cream flavor names. Examples included "Fightin' Marine Tough Cookies & Cream", "Iraqi Road", "Smaller GovernMint", "G.I. Love Chocolate", "Navy Battle Chip", "Nutty Environmentalist", and "I Hate the French Vanilla".[2] "I Hate the French Vanilla" was later renamed to "Air Force Plane Vanilla".[7]

Star Spangled Ice Cream gave out samples at the 2004 Conservative Political Action Conference.[8] In 2005, the company began to sell its product in 7-Eleven stores in the mid-Atlantic United States.[9] That same year it began to be sold in stores on some American military bases.[10] The producer of the ice cream, Moxley's, struggled to keep up with the expansion of the business into physical locations.[11] The company was defunct by 2009.

Reception

Reviewers at NBC News described the ice cream as "tooth-achingly sweet", and noted that the base ice cream was good but had a chalky texture.[2] Taste testers assembled by The New York Times described the taste as "undistinguished", and one compared it to "the little cups of ice cream in elementary school, the kind with wooden paddles." The taste of "Smaller GovernMint" was compared to toothpaste and Noxzema shaving cream.[3] The Forward criticized some of the names given to the flavors, including "Iraqi Road" and "I Hate the French Vanilla", as overtly xenophobic.[12]

Musician Ted Nugent endorsed the brand and said that he enjoyed the "Gun Nut" flavor.[13] The company's founders said that Ben & Jerry's viewed them with contempt, although Ben & Jerry's never actually acknowledged the existence of Star Spangled Ice Cream.[2][14]

See also

References

  1. ‘I Hate the French Vanilla,’ other flavors available in Baltimore Co. Maryland Daily Record, 4 April 2003, retrieved 25 June 2025^
  2. Alex Johnson. Take that, Ben and Jerry MSNBC, 2006-02-10, retrieved 2026-02-23^
  3. Kate Zernike. With Liberty and Ice Cream for All The New York Times, 2003-04-16, retrieved 2026-02-23^
  4. Star Spangled IC Donates to Navy Group Dairy Foods, 1 June 2005, retrieved 25 June 2025^
  5. Star Spangled Ice Cream, the conservative alternative to Ben Jerry’s will donate $1,000 to the Navy League of the United States during the annual TalkFest radio talk show convention May 20, 2005 at the Ted Constant Center on the campus of Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA Ice Cream Reporter, 2005^
  6. New this month Dairy Foods, June 2003, retrieved February 23, 2026^
  7. Anthony Elghossain. Rebranding Foods for Political Consumption: a Long Tradition New Lines Magazine, 17 May 2022, retrieved 25 June 2025^
  8. Michelle Goldberg. The conservatives are outraged - about Bush Salon.com, 28 January 2004, retrieved 2026-02-23^
  9. Star Spangled Ice Cream Convenience Store News, 13 June 2005, retrieved June 25, 2025^
  10. Star Spangled Ice Cream, which bills itself as “the patriotic, pro-military conservative alternative to left-wing peacenik Ben Jerry’s,” is now for sale in stores on selected U.S. Navy, Marine, Army and Air Force bases Ice Cream Reporter, 2005^
  11. Too much of a good thing? Maryland Daily Record, 29 March 2004, retrieved 25 June 2025^
  12. Irene Katz Connelly. Ice cream wars: Ben & Jerry’s is hardly the first to make frozen desserts political The Forward, 22 July 2021, retrieved 25 June 2025^
  13. Ted Nugent endorses 'Gun Nut' ice cream WorldNetDaily, 2003-10-07, retrieved 2026-03-02^
  14. Philip Moscovitch. Discontinued foods: Gone and should have been forgotten Halifax Examiner, 2024-09-27, retrieved 2025-06-25^